A Song of Ice and Fire alphabet:
↳ M for Magic
if I was in the hunger games I’d just get mcdonalds as a sponsor but instead of just eating the big macs they’d send me during the games I’d use them as bait to trap people and every time I’d made a kill I’d look up to the sky, give a thumbs and whisper “I’m lovin’ it”
why is this still circulating
Because it’s brilliant.
"YOU GOTTA KNOW THE POWERPUFF GIRLS!"
How to enjoy winter:
When you see your breath pretend you are
a) a fucking dragon
b) a steampunk robot letting out steam
c) Danny Phantom
d) a titan about to eat an unsuspecting family
i have never witnessed batman shoot steam out of his face but whatever floats your boat man
it’s never a bad time to pretend you’re batman